LittleRedElf and Absea98 Add to Their NPP Win Totals in 2020

 

Hello Readers. Remember these vanquished losers? Well our voting system just put them in very high positions in our next Presidential branch of government. Be sure to thank every liberal you meet for the destruction of our nation.

Now back to poker:

Here are the results for weeks #9 and #10 of 12 in the last poker quarter in NPP history. As Faldo mentioned, he was going to let the voters (actually the people who manufacture votes and decide which votes to actually count) decide whether NPP would continue. As the country goes, so does NPP. That would be right down the old sewer. But Faldo digresses as he usually does.

Sorry your humble scribe missed this Tuesday but the Lovely and Talented Mrs. Faldo was in a minor fender bender. Faldo had to go and make sure she was unharmed and then safe on the long walk home in the cold rain and snow by following her walking while in my nice warm car. 

The little car wreck was not her fault but you can't start spoiling them even after decades of training.

The standings are on the right side of the blog and Faldo will update after next Tuesday so we all know where we stand on the last last regular season poker tilt.

This week;

1st - Absea98

2nd - Douge2

3rd - Rjmech

4th - T3chlady

Bubble - GMOgolf

Congratulations to Absea98 on his 3rd win of 2020 and his 21st NPP win all time!

Last week:

1st - LittleRedElf

2nd - GMOgolf

3rd - Absea98

4th - Douge2

Bubble - Tomservo2

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 6th win of 2020 and his 58th NPP win all time! That leads everyone!

Now sing along to "Everybody Wants To Rule the World" - Tears for Fears 

Welcome to your life
There's no turning back
Even while we sleep 
They will find you acting on your best behavior
Turn your back on the Constitution
Everybody wants to rule the world

It's an old design
It's my own remorse
Help me to decide
We will try to make the most Of freedom and of pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world

There's no room where they won't find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
When they do, I'll be right behind you
So glad we've almost made it
So sad liberals had to wreck it
Everybody wants to rule the world

I can't stand this indecision
Citizens with a lack of vision
Everybody wants to rule the world

Say that you'll never, never, surrender to it. 
Liberal headline, why believe it?
Everybody wants to rule the world

We were for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world

Unfair to Governor Whitmer

 Guest post by Myron the progressive intern.

This seems harsh and unfair.  I friend/comrade told me this about over the weekend at a joyous celebration with hundreds of other progressives (these celebrations do not spread COVID just so you know).

Rejoice and pay off my student loans

 Guest post by Myron the progressive intern.

This is not as good as Bernie Sanders becoming President but I guess it will have to do.

These two had better see to it that my student loan debt is forgiven.  I'm entitled to this!!!!

I'm kinda nervous about these two now that I'm hearing about what they intend to do but ORANGE MAN BAD!

4th Quarter 2020 Standings Update - Four Rounds Left!

 

Hi fellow comrades from the Peoples Republic of the United States and the temporarily 2nd biggest economy in the New World Order.

Here are the last three tournament results:

1st - LittleRedElf

2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo

3rd - TCRico

Bubble - Tomservo2

Congratulations on LRE's 5th win of the year and NPP leading 57th of all time!

1st - Derf-63

2nd - GMOgolf

3rd - Johnnied55

Bubble - Mikeniks-Faldo

Congratulations on Derf's 6th win of the year and NPP leading 52nd of all time!

1st - Mikeniks-Faldo

2nd - Absea98

3rd - Derf-63

Bubble - T3chlady

Congratulations to the Democratic Communist Party for finally being able to rig elections in their favor and destroying the greatest nation there ever was.

Singing to the music of Too Much Too Little Too Late - Johnnie Mathis

Guess it's over, call it a 
Sorry that it had to end this way
No reason to pretend
The media made it end some day, this way

Yes, it's over, the country's gone
What's the use of tryin' to hang on?
Somehow we are no longer free
Nothing will be left for you and me and it's clear to see

Too much, too little Too late, 

Lies again with you

Too much, too little Too late

To save the nation again

We're in the middle of ending something that we loved

It's over
Oh, it was over

Too much, too little Too late, 

Lies again with you

Too much, too little Too late

To save the nation again

We're in the middle of ending something that we loved

Ah, it's over
It's over

Yes, it's over, the votes were rigged
(Whoa)
Nearly all our buildings burning down
Whatever chance we had, let's face it widened-eye
It's over
(It's over)
It's over

Too much, too little Too late, 

Lies again with you

Too much, too little Too late

To save the nation again

We're in the middle of ending something that we loved

Ah, it's over
It's over

Another Faldo Truism

 "You can vote yourself into Socialism but you'll have to shoot your way out".