The Kennedy Center Center Needs Your Donations

Guest post by Myron the intern.

As I write this tears are falling into my MacBook Pro's keyboard ( my parents bought it for me ).
The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts needs your donation now!

This ass is smiling because it's a Democrat logo.

This organization was only given $25 million dollars out of the $2 trillion coronavirus relief bill.
The stingy members of Congress did not give them enough!  Now they could have refused the money and instead proclaimed that it should go to small businesses that are hurting right now but what good would that do?   Nothing!   A lot of small business owners voted for Trump!  Besides, where else can D.C. politicians go to be seen in a tuxedo?

I just read in the conservative Washington Post this sad news:

In a conference call Friday night, Rutter told orchestra leaders that the 96 musicians would receive their last paycheck on April 3 and that they will not be paid until the arts center reopens. In addition, she said their ­health-care benefits would stop at the end of May if the arts center is still closed at that time. The announcement was characterized by several NSO members as a shock.

If only congress would have given them more money.   I blame Trump!   Nancy Pelosi tried to warn him!

Give them some money today by visiting their donation page.

 

Derf-63 unfairly "wins" latest NPP tournament

Guest post by Myron the intern.

Looks like Derf-63 was selfish and would not let other people partake in what was rightfully theirs:

Selfish behavior on the part of Derf-63

Observations:

• mikeniks on the bubble again.  An obvious case of discrimination against the feeble-minded.
• 95corolla - Usually plays well.  Maybe suffering from a case of COVID-19 because of Trump's inaction?
• douge2 - He sucks.  I'm surprised he didn't come in last.
• KingUnix - Unix is for old men with gray hair and suspenders that smell like spent pipe tobacco.  Linux rules!
• LittleRedElf - Cut.  Print.  Gay.

Hopefully everyone will share next week.

NPP groupie non-binary waits for Derf-63 to share

Go Pelosi!

Myron the progressive intern guest post.
I love 💖Nancy Pelosi!  She has more balls than the Republicans in the Senate and House combined.
In a coronavirus rescue bill she wants to add:

•  Increased fuel emission standards for airlines receiving funds and carbon offsets
•  Payment for up to $10,000 in student loans!  (My personal favorite).
•  Same-day voter registration, early voting, voting by mail, ballot harvesting
•  Preserving collective bargaining powers for unions
•  wind and solar tax credits
•  Requirements for federal and corporate gender and racial diversity data
•  Automatic extension of non-immigrant visas
•  Restricting colleges from providing information about citizenship status.
•  Money for Planned Parenthood (my friends who were assigned the female gender at birth are fans of this one)

Best news of all is that the major media outlets will spin this in our favor!  What will the Republicans do?  What can they do?   They are like the Washington Generals of Congress.

What about the conservative rubes and flyover hicks like Faldo and Eaton Rapid's Joke?  They can't do anything except complain and polish their guns over and over again.  They live in a blue state!



This is excellent news for us.  Never let a good crisis go to waste.   Force our progressive agenda in any way possible.

Quiz time:  What party prefers their citizens to be forced to stay in the homes and be unarmed?

This is a grand time to be a progressive.  😃

Our beloved leader.

 

Myron rebuttal to Faldo/China/Coronavirus

Guest post by Myron the progressive intern.

My boss (who does not give me health care which is my right) recently wrote this post:

Humble Scribe Recovering - Four Winners to Report - and Opinion: China Made Covid 19 

Faldo is missing the point (again) on this China/Coronavirus.

Even though China:

• Expelled American journalists.
• Pressured Bloomberg to report only nice things.
• Got the NBA's players to oppose the Hong Kong protests.
• Covered up what their scientists knew about the virus a few months ago.

The important thing to remember is that Trump is a racist for calling it the "Chinese Virus".

They are happy because of their benevolent government

Humble Scribe Recovering - Four Winners to Report - and Opinion: China Made Covid 19

Nice to have near when people...and governments start to panic.

Life gets in the way of poker and blogging sometimes. Faldo had to have prostate cancer surgery as it was Stage 2 as soon as it was discovered.
Of course, this type of surgery is currently considered 'optional' surgery in this current crisis.
I heard an elderly lady's open heart surgery was deemed elective by the State of Washington Medical Board. So her heart repair has to wait.
Seriously??  More on this later.

Now for the winners I have been forced to ignore for too long:
1st - Rjmech - 3rd of the year and 46th all time!
2nd - T3chlady
3rd - Jb1974x
4th - Absea98
Bubble - CometgirlXO

1st - LittleRedElf - 1st of the year and 53rd of all time!
2nd - GMOgolf
3rd - Tomservo2
Bubble - Douge2

1st - GMOgolf - 1st of the year and 7th all time!
2nd - Douge2
3rd - Rjmech
4th - KingUnix
5th - Absea98
Bubble - CometGirlXO

1st - T3chlady - 1st of the year and 16th all time!
2nd - Douge2
3rd - CometGirlXO
4th - Mikeniks - Faldo (gift - thank you)
Bubble - Derf-63

The standings are updated on the right side of the blog!

Once Faldo speaks, everyone else can shut up. Now for Faldo's opinion in this Covid 19 virus:

Faldo's theory is that the Chinese were making a biological weapon that would kill their enemies and it would look like a severe flu strain. They did not have it perfected and they did not quite have an antidote ready for their citizens, but several strains of their virus escaped into the world.  How you ask?

The story is that it was poor food handling of meat by peasants that created this strain of virus that looks a lot like influenza. Ponder that for a minute. Usually food bacteria's or viruses from them create cramps, diarrhea vomiting as the body tries to expel the bad food. Then fever and flu like symptoms may develop

Faldo thinks it is a half truth. Faldo thinks it is quite possible that animals were used to test the virus. As those animals died or were discarded, peasants needing food handled and ate those animals. Whether they collected them from the garbage or some low life sold them as fresh doesn't really matter.

With the built in two or 3 week delay this virus seems to have before any symptoms appear (designed perhaps?) made the meat seem safe enough and the stealing or selling continued.

The reaction of the Chinese government to the release of this information of how and where the virus started and was mutated has changed a few times and still makes no sense. Their defensive posture also suggests cover up.

The reaction of the world - including the United States - was total panic - for just a new flu virus that just showed up and killed a few old/sick  people. Think back to the start of this! We were being told this was going to get huge when the numbers at the time did not support that conclusion. What did the governments of the world already know - and why are they still not telling us the truth about it?

Some liberal American citizen newswoman (is there any kind that would make these statements pretending to be questions of President Trump?) told Trump that she thought he was being a racist stating the virus came from China. Trump reiterated, "This virus comes from China" It's not racist at all. It comes from China."

Faldo read the body language and facial expressions of the people standing behind the President and the President himself as really saying "Made in China".

Faldo can't be proven wrong - which is nice - because it could never be told that China did that. The backlash by most of the world financially would be devastating to China. China would have to go to war to feed their people. The world leaders know this, so they will hide the truth from the world.

The world was poisoned by China. The world leaders were informed and all of a sudden some flu bug that killed 5 old people in Seattle was all over the news and covered wall to wall! How did that happen? Why did that happen?

Swine flu infected between 43 and 89 million people, depending on what you read and killed 13,000.
Influenza - on average - kills 36,000 in the United States every year.
Covid 19 as of this writing - killed 10,000 world wide and 187 in the USA.

Faldo is not saying this virus is not a big deal. Faldo is saying for the response by world governments to the cases and deaths so far, we are not being told the truth. Of course we almost never are.

Strong North Korean Leadership Results In A Healthy Nation!

Guest post by Myron the progressive intern.

So Capitalism is the way to go, eh?   WRONG AGAIN FAUX (FOX) NEWS WATCHERS, FALDO AND EATON RAPIDS JOKE (Eaton Rapids Joe)!!!!

Who has had ZERO reported cases of COVID-19 - not the greedy bastards in the USA but rather the Democratic People's Republic of Korea!!!

Quote from Faux (Fox) News!!

Pyongyang claims it has been able to shield itself from the coronavirus by being proactive in its fight for "national survival." The country has closed its border, cut trade with China, extended its quarantine period to 30 days and put restrictions on the activities of foreign diplomatic and international staff based in North Korea. In effect, the country is boasting that its isolation from the rest of the world is what is saving them.

 Another quote form MSN News:

North Korea boasts that it has no cases of COVID-19, even as its neighbor to the north China has experienced more than 3,200 deaths from the global pandemic.

North Korean leader Kim Jung Un claims that a 30-day quarantine, a closed border and the suspension of trade with China has kept the nation free from coronavirus.

Think about that when you vote in November!!!

Healthy North Korean Troops Celebrate Their Good Fortune

 Toodles,
Myron

Capitalism Leads to Shortages

Guest post by Myron the progressive intern.

Been to a grocery store lately?  Notice the lack of toilet paper, hand sanitizer and paper towels?

I thought you Capitalists said that shortages are because of Socialism!!!!

Faldo and Eaton Rapid's Joe have certainly been silent lately with all of their pro-USA, pro-capitalism propaganda.

A nation led by true Socialists would have ensured that everyone had equal access to these products.

Remember that when you vote in November!!!

NPP capitalists poker game

Toodles,
Myron

Introducing Myron the Progressive NPP intern

Hello NPP audience!

While Mr. Faldo is out on hiatus he has selfishly asked me to write content for this misogynistic "blog".
Let me introduce myself - my name is Myron and I am currently serving as an intern for the Nik's Poker Palace blog.   As an intern I am earning credits to complete my communications degree (with a minor in gender studies) at the University of Michigan - a conservative University located in the Midwest.

Please stay tuned as I complete my introduction in future posts.