Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Women are the Rake!

And Faldo won with a run of cards at the correct time.
2nd - Theedouble*d
3rd and 1st bubble - Absea98
Bubble - GMOgolf

Remember, Faldo is a wild-card. If he holds on to this lead - which is unlikely by the way - whoever finishes 2nd get a seat! So, get in there as there are 10 weeks left in this quarter!

Now, as Worm stated in the movie Rounders, Women are the Rake!


Let’s get one thing clear right away – Faldo loves women.
Faldo’s mom was a woman …..and an angel.
Faldo has a wife, a daughter, a daughter in law, a grand-daughter and sister that Faldo loves and will always love, support and protect. So let’s put that foolishness aside.
But in today’s society there is a war between the sexes and it is being fueled by the liberal women of this nation.
Faldo, as he always does, will shine the light of truth on this ‘women are a minority, discriminated against or a victim’ lie.
1. Women go first to safety in a life and death situation. There are no feminists on a sinking ship. Everyone understands this is a natural instinct for both sexes. You need 20 women to produce 20 babies or more, but you only need one man to produce the same 20 babies with those women. So it is a natural instinct.  However, that doesn’t change the fact that men almost are the ones left on a sinking ship, the collapsing building or checking the strange noises coming from downstairs. Men still are the ones dying.

2. Women are not allowed to be punched by men. This allows women to be total assholes with no retaliation. A guy knows he has a possible ass kicking coming from other guys or even a bunch of guys - if he crosses a line. This is socially acceptable. Women have no line and correcting women behavior is always unacceptable. Even cops have to show amazing restraint here.  It is an extremely arrogant position to say there is NEVER an excuse for hitting a woman. Men have to live by that rule regardless. We are not talking about the stereotypical chronic abuser. Every decent man wants that guy thrown into a pit of hungry alligators. But the behavior of women in private arguments or in public – or the worst – private arguments in public - have no boundaries  – and women know this and use it. They will say and do the most cruel things then stand there like they have  a 10 inch thick Plexiglas wall between you and them. It’s what they do.

3. Women are paid the same as men for the same job now. It is federal law but women still claim it isn’t. Why do they still do this? It is federal law in spite the fact that women are much more expensive to employ – which is why their pay was lower in the first place. It was not because of discrimination. Women take more time off, take more sick days, and use the health care benefits more often than men. These are facts. The legal battle to equalize the pay was passed in order to collect more taxes from women and nothing more. Businesses had to raise prices or lay off workers to make up the difference. Another set of facts overlooked.

4. Women cherry-pick the best parts of being male and still want the best parts of being a woman. Like #1 already covered. And regardless of what women say, they expect the “man” to pay for the movie, dinner, etc. – even though they demanded equal pay. There are no women’s seminars telling the ladies it’s time for you to pick up the check on dates. Old dating rules still apply and women are good with that. The man is still also expected to ‘be the bread winner’ by society in a marriage or relationship and most women expect that to be true regardless of her career choice.

5. Women get paydays in divorces. Kobe Bryant’s wife got $70 million – and never made even a single basket in an NBA game. Tiger Wood’s wife – a former baby sitter – got $250 million. How is this justifiable? There is an epidemic in this country of gold digging whores and where is the out-cry? Gold gigging whores are the wife-beaters for men, except men don’t have a swollen lip to show everyone we were abused. We just have vacant eyes, ulcers and very little left of what we worked hard to earn. Arnold Schwarzenegger is taken down by a gold digging maid. Ok, it was a lowdown move to sleep with the maid, but how come only Arnold caught the public shame and a financial bath for it? How come the maid was still called the maid and not “the whore”? Sleeping with your employer’s spouse in their marital bed when you are friends with her and know her children by their first names is a 1st ballot Hall of Fame whore move. But she is never called that. Do you think she hooked up with him because she liked his sagging muscles or the huge gap between his teeth? Or did she want some of that Kindergarten Cop - Kennedy money lying around the bedroom? The Maid’s settlement was undisclosed, but you can bet Arnold’s last dollar she is hiring maids now and not working as one.  Any wonder why prostitution never goes away? How many $1000 a night hookers could a man get for $250 million? Do the math.

6. Women never have to take responsibility for their LACK of action. With both Harvey Weinstein and the Olympic gymnast abuse stories, why didn’t the women say something sooner? Why did the women wait until years later to say anything? Why are the women not asked why they did not come forward sooner?  Getting your part in the movie or getting your Gold Medal – THEN speaking out, makes you an opportunist, not a victim. The first abused women did not report the bad behavior and let many more women become “victims”. Where is the outrage for that? Wasn’t Coach Joe Paterno’s football history at Penn State erased because he did not step forward when he first found out what was going on? But nobody asked why the women and girls said nothing at the time, and we are not supposed to ask. The actresses waited until Harvey could no longer be of benefit to the Democrat Party, so now was time to take him out, to paint Trump with the same brush. A two for one opportunity. The gymnasts waited until after their careers were done, and then sued for a payday. No one is saying the abuse was not wrong and did not happen, but the road to correcting the problem was made longer, added more victims  and was much more expensive - for all the wrong reasons.

7. Women’s problems are taken seriously. There 1-800 numbers, fund raisers, marches, groups, etc. for women for all sorts of reasons Anything happens to men and no one cares. A woman cut off her husband’s penis while he slept and threw it in the garbage disposal. So far, the major sports have not had a ribbon day to raise awareness of the penis. There are 2000 shelters for abused women in this country and only one for men. Latest statistics show that men are being abused in a near equal number. Men die five years earlier than women do, but we see no fund raisers or marches to stop the early death of males.

8. Women don’t have the sexual temptation thrown at them. That liberal rag, TIME magazine wrote one cover article asking “Why Do So Many Rich and Powerful Men Act Like Pigs?” The article was written by a woman. Why is she writing about what it is like to live life with a penis? Most men don’t walk off the golf course or leave the locker room and have dozens of scantily clothed beautiful women standing there hoping to be chosen for a hook-up. There is no help available to prepare men for when they become rich and famous that will help them ward off the platoon of whores that will descend upon them like a locus. A guy working at Home Depot wants to have sex just as often and with as many beautiful women as the rich, powerful and famous guys do. But gold digging whores don’t care about the hard-working man. But as soon as that same Home Depot guy hits the lottery, the whores are there. Where’s the support group for the males in this situation?

9. Women don’t have the sex drive men do. Men must wise up and quit giving half our money to some chick who worked 3 shifts at Hooters before saying “I do.” Be smart about it. If you feel you have to be dumb then men, save a bunch of time, aggravation and maybe a night in jail. Just find a woman you absolutely hate and buy her a house! Women justify their paydays by saying “well that is what the law says.” Well, you used to be able to beat your wife with a stick as long as it was not as thick as your thumb (rule of thumb). That was the law once too. So was slavery. That doesn’t make it right. The law also says the woman “needs to have the lifestyle she is accustom to.” So she gets the house and the man gets a 300 ft square flat. Wasn’t he ‘accustom’ to living in the exact same house? By the way, he was also ‘accustom’ to sex and there are never any “vagina payments.” And no deduction in alimony for date money to find a new one. We are talking about what each member of the marriage was ‘accustom’ to correct? There are documentaries and articles about what to do in this crisis situation or that earth disaster – now or in the future. But there is no training on how men can control their sex drive and stop making stupid decisions based on the penis and it’s natural desire.

10. Women don’t get the same punishments that men do for the same crime. Where is the justice for a man unjustly accused of rape? His life is in tatters even if he proves his innocence. And YES, he has to prove he is innocent as he will be assumed guilty. And the sentences for men - for the exact same crime are always longer with less parole chances, than for women.

11. Women are favored overwhelmingly in custody hearings. Paternity suits overwhelmingly favor women. There are no plans to level this injustice. Again, natural law and instinct prevail here. Fine. But why are laws ALWAYS enacted to counter act natural instinct in favor of women? Like in lowering strength standards for certain jobs to level the field for women – but men are not GRANTED equality in childcare?

12. Suicides – 4 to 1 more men than women. 10 to 1 more boys than girls. Women are taught they have options in life – have any career you wish – or not, have children or not, do charity work – or not, etc. Men are taught make a good living or you are a bum. As Tim Allen once explained the choices for men; “go to work or go to prison”. There is no study to find the cause of this suicide differential, but this ‘life option’ void could be looked into. Anyway, again no ribbon day for men’s suicide rates. Which leads us to the next female advantage:
      13.   Women are favored by women for selection and in the teaching methods. Teaching methods are designed for females. Females learn faster listening and reading. Males learn faster doing. Females do better working alone. Men work better in teams. How do we always teach in grades K-12? You know that answer. Female scores have been much higher than male scores for decades. In addition, blind grading studies of women teachers show male grades go up by 30% - IF the female teacher did not know the student was male. There are no plans in the works to raise the male’s scores. For the first time in American history, male children will have less education than their fathers. A United Nations study found that in the top seventy economic nations of the world, males have fallen behind females in education. As stated earlier, the boys are expected to go out and be the bread winner. That is a lot of pressure on someone who was not educated in the best manner and not given the easier road. Review the suicide rates for boys in #11. Just saying.
      14.   Women are not required for Selective Service – it’s all men. War time deaths – almost exclusively men. The feminists are not demanding equal numbers on the front lines. Again, another natural law no one is demanding we “fix”.
      15.   Women make up very little of the Veterans in this country so it is almost exclusively men suffering in this health care crisis in this nation. Our nation’s survival depends on brainwashing young men into wanting to be a hero, and risking dying to save the rest of us. The least we could do is treat them well if they survive.  The failures of the Veteran’s Administration hurt’s mostly men, so that is why it is not a priority? If it was women being mistreated like this, it would already be fixed.
Men are the victims. But the thing about men is, they bear the burden quietly. Good fathers usually tell their boys to ‘carry your own water’ and ‘suck it up and take it like a man.’ And most males do exactly that. The best of the men still do.
This article was not to put down women. But it was an attempt to try and gain some women a slight change in perspective.
The next time you see feminists at a rally screaming about ‘women’s rights’ and ‘inequality against women’, it just may be time to ask them why they are asking for equality when they already have superiority?

Saturday, June 23, 2018

Sljbigbaby Wins for the 1st Time at NPP!

Sljbigbaby's poker skills almost floored one of his groupies!
We have a new name on the Walk of Fame - Sljbigbaby. Derf-63 made the statement that SLG said he was going to win this night and win he did over a nine person field. SLG is also the 81st person to win a tournament an NPP.

2nd - Derf-63
3rd - Mikeniks-Faldo
Bubble - T3chlady

The 3rd quarter is just getting underway, so there is plenty of time to get in there on Tuesday and win your seat in the NPP Finals.

Congratulations to Sljbigbaby on his 1st NPP victory!


Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman:How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?
Man: Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

And now Words to Live By:
"If we concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there would be a shortage of chess sets, golf clubs and fishing poles"   


Sunday, June 17, 2018

Obama Goes for the Cash - Netflix is a Useful Idiot


Another useful idiot showing their trust in Democrats.
Netflix has struck a deal with President Obama and Michelle Obama to create original content for the video streaming service. I guess there were no more humanitarian projects anywhere on the planet that needed the attention of the Obama's, so why not go to Hollywood and cash in?

After all, unlike Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont, the Obama's never claimed to be socialists. [Although Obama campaigned as a communist and won anyway - Faldo] They’ve already embraced the audacity of capitalism as part of the top 1 percent of earners, so when the opportunity to make even more money comes along, why not respond: Yes we can!

Getting this deal was probably easy for the former first couple, thanks to their global name recognition. Few couples outside the British royal family are better known.

The real challenge now is coming up with great programming ideas. President Obama is no stranger to fiction, having concocted stories about ObamaCare making health care affordable; a military strategy of leading from behind; magically disappearing red lines; a deal to stop Iran from going nuclear; and nonexistent achievements that earned him the Nobel Peace Prize.

With this record, President Obama ought to have his own late-night comedy show – but instead, he’s opting for Netflix.

Developing ideas for TV is a challenge – harder than orating from a teleprompter to the adoring masses. So I thought I would give our former president some ideas for show concepts. All I ask in return is executive producer status and a few points of the gross. I’m not greedy.

Mr. President, I tell authors I work with in my business to “write what you know.” That’s my advice for you as well. And in Hollywood, the five most powerful words are: “Based on a true story.”

So putting those thoughts together, I thought I’d share with you five ways to transform actual events from your presidency into must-see TV. Maybe these will get you a few Emmy Awards to put on the mantle of your mansion next to the Nobel Peace Prize.

Here are the new Obama TV ideas I’m passing on. Consider this list a Father’s Day present, Mr. President.

“Take a Bow, Mr. President”
This show will feature the Obamas traveling the world in the style of the late, great Anthony Bourdain, but instead of going to restaurants, they will meet with world leaders and bow deeply to them, as Obama did in his first year.
No bowing to democratic European leaders, however; only bowing to hereditary rulers, leaders of nations with no history of women’s rights or progressivism, and despots implicated in funding terrorism. Those seem to be the people Obama likes to bow to anyway, so he won’t be “playing against type.”
Theme music: Songs from the Broadway classic, “The King and I.”

“The Very, Very, Very Thin Red Line”
This is a political drama where a tyrannical dictator in a far-off country – we’ll call it Syria – uses chemical weapons on his people. Then the president of the United States says that there’s a red line and if you cross it, we’re going to do something to you and you cannot use those kinds of weapons again.
Cut to: President Obama taking a moonlit stroll in the Rose Garden and then telling the dictator: “Hey, buddy, it’s OK. I was just kidding – didn’t mean it. Feel free to do it again.”
And then the dictator does it again. And again. And again.
Theme music: “Changes,” by David Bowie.

[“ 3000 Guns For Mexican Drug Lords Fast and Furiously
Eric Holder and communist Van Jones co-star in this one. Guns are illegally smuggled and sold to Mexican drug lords without the knowledge of Congress. The story line is that once the guns are used to kill citizens of the US or Mexico - who cares which - and are traced back to the United States, the Democrats will have more evidence for the elimination of our 2nd Amendment rights.

Here is where it will have to really leave the 'Based on a true story". and turn into complete fiction, because after US Border Guards are killed with these weapons, the show would have to disappear from everyone's TV screens and every single news show TV reporter - never to return - if we don't.

Knowing the left wing audiences, how about changing the ending to where the Drug Lords melt the guns down in order to build solar panels in which to get energy to run their pumps to get their pot plants watered? Now it is a "stone" cold long running hit!
Theme music: The song from “I Shot the Sheriff", featuring altered lyrics, tacking on " , the Border Guards, and Regular People, but I Did Not Shoot the Drug Dealers”]

“Santa Obama is Coming to Town”
Like all the other ideas I’m proposing, this is also based on a true story. We go back to the time when the economy was tanking in 2009.

President Obama took $700 billion of taxpayer money and put much of it into pension funds for public [and automotive unions] – which is to say government workers [and Democrat union cronies], to bolster those funds as a way of paying them back for helping him getting elected.

Meanwhile, everyone on Wall Street who contributed to the creation of the financial crisis that destroyed the financial lives of millions of working-class Americans gets to keep his or her job, money and freedom.

[Not to mention the millions of citizens - not in those specific unions or in a union at all - who's retirement plans took a huge hit as automotive companies, banks and insurance company stocks all took major losses as they only got around 10 cents on the dollar on their investments.]

Theme music: A choir of stockbrokers [and union bosses] sings “We’re in the Money!”

“Wheelbarrow of Fortune”
In this reality show, President Obama instructs the Treasury Department to have its employees push wheelbarrow after wheelbarrow of $100 bills onto giant cargo planes that fly all that cash – $1.7 billion – to the corrupt anti-American Iranian government. [Congress - ALL of Congress - looks the other way]
The moolah goes to the mullahs who rule Iran as a way of thanking them for signing a nuclear deal that temporarily slows their drive to develop nuclear weapons for a few years, and then lets them join the nuclear club.
The good news is that in “Wheelbarrow of Fortune,” Americans actually get to see the cash that Obama sends Iran, instead of the whole thing happening in the dead of night with no congressional oversight.
[The money is used to fund terrorism that kills many more thousands of people and to continue Iran's nuclear program.]

Theme music: A selection from the film “Dr. Strangelove.”

It’s said that “Hollywood is a place where wonderful things almost happen.”
In this case, however, Mr. President, it’s wonderful that now you can only do this stuff on TV – not in real life. This is certainly helping to Make America Great Again [with you no where near the White House you treasonous POS].
So, President Obama, if you’re interested in following up on any of my brilliant suggestions, let me know. As they say in Hollywood, let’s take a meeting.

by Michael Levin and notes and help from [Faldo].
[PS: Every single Obama, Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders voter is a traitor to the United States, a mentally ill individual or both. Period.]

PS: Faldo got lucky and won last week.
2nd - Douge2
3rd - Absea98
Bubble - GMOgolf

Sunday, June 10, 2018

Theedouble*d Wins for the 2nd time in 2018 - T3chlady Clinches 2nd Seat!

Theedouble*d delivered a check, but T3chlady delivered the knockout!
Theedouble*d blasted thru an eleven person field to win for the 2nd time this year.
But his victory also locked up the 2nd Quarter Seat in the NPP Finals for T3chlady!
Round 3 will go a lucky 13 weeks now, starting Monday!

2nd - Absea98
3rd - GMOgolf
Bubble - Douge2

Congratulations to Theedouble*d on his 25th NPP victory!

And congratulations to T3chlady on winning the 2nd quarter seat in the NPP Finals!

Now a little explanation as to why our Republic and our electoral college election system keeps us from becoming a communist nation due to Democrat cheating and criminal activity.
Hat tip to T3chlady!


The Beauty of the Electoral College
(US Presidential Election 2016)
There are 3,141 counties in the United States.
Trump won 3,084 of them.
Clinton won 57.

There are 62 counties in New York State.
Trump won 46 of them.
Clinton won 16.

Clinton won the popular vote by approximately 1.5 million votes.
In the 5 counties that encompass NYC, (Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Richmond & Queens) Clinton received well over 2 million more votes than Trump.
Clinton only won 4 of these counties, Trump won Richmond.
Therefore these 5 counties alone, more than accounted for Clinton winning the popular vote of the entire country.

These 5 counties comprise 319 square miles.
The United States is comprised of 3,797,000 square miles.

When you have a country that encompasses almost 4 million square miles of territory, it would be ludicrous to even suggest that the vote of those that encompass a mere 319 square miles should dictate the outcome of a national election.

The duty of a true patriot is to protect his country from its government. –Thomas Paine

Faldo comments:

And how many of those Democrat votes in those 5 counties were illegal immigrants, felons in jail, multiple voters and ....the Democrat favorite voter - the dead voter?

If you think that is hype, there have been Democrat controlled districts in Detroit with 25,000 citizens that turned in 75,000 Democrat votes and 0 Republican votes to the state totals. You do the math.