LittleRedElf Wins for the 5th time in 2017

LittleRedElf is flooring the competition ....and his fans!

LittleRedElf, back from a nice run in a World Series of Poker event, returns to NPP to show us who "da man" is!

The winning-est player in NPP history takes the first tourney of the 3rd quarter. But he did so last quarter before being run down by Derf-63. Plenty of time left to win a seat in the NPP final. Come and join us for the best online tournament in the world.

2nd - Tomservo2 (Tom continues to crush us!)
3rd - 95corolla
4th - TooBigAKQ
Bubble - who else? Mikeniks-Faldo

Congratulations to LittleRedElf on his 36th NPP win!

And now the last of Murphy's Laws:

Never argue with a fool. People may not know the difference.

A penny saved.....is not worth very much.

Every home repair or improvement you try and do will take twice the time you thought it would, cost three times more than you thought it would and not be near as nice as you hoped it would be.

The chances of being seen by someone who knows you are dramatically increased by your desire to not be seen by anyone who knows you.

There is no such thing as a free lunch.

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Everything good in life is illegal, immoral, fattening or unhealthy.

Derf-63 Wins, then Douge2 Wins - but Derf-63 Wins 2nd Quarter!

The Derf-n-Douge Fan Club at the After Party Party in an unnamed NPP suite.

Faldo apologizes for not posting in a timely matter. Several life things came up; severe cold, doctor visits, busy work schedule that had to be made up, golf vacation, then more work that had to be made up, blah, blah, blah.

It's called life and we don't always get to do what we want to do.

Unless of course you are an illegal alien or a Bernie Sanders/Hillary Clinton supporter - who are all  law breakers and enemies of the Constitution of the United States. Then you get free reign to break laws, riot, bomb, and shoot and kill people.

But I digress. Where was Faldo?

Oh, poker supremacy. Right.

2 weeks ago:
1st - Derf-63
2nd - Mikeniks-Faldo
3rd - GMOgolf
Bubble - T3chlady

Last week:
1st - Douge2
2nd -KingBing420
3rd - Absea98
Bubble - T3chlady (two in a row? Ouch Lady! Faldo thought only Faldo did that.)

That was Douge2's 3rd win of the season and his 25th NPP win of all time. Congratualtions!
That was Derf-63's 4th win of the season, 3rd this quarter - which is why he won the 2nd quarter! - and his 33rd win of all time!

Congratulations to Derf-63 on both accomplishments!

I also need to add that if eligible for this quarter - Tomservo2 would have won back to back quarters!!
Great job Tomservo2!

Now more of Murphy's Laws:

You can never be too rich or too good looking.

Anything dropped while repairing a car will immediately roll to the center most area where you cannot reach it.

Every repairman will never have seen the model you have, the problem you have or have the part you need with him.

A faulty appliance when demonstrated for the repairman - will work flawlessly.

A pipe gives a wise man time to think and an idiot something to stick in his mouth.

Never eat yellow snow.

In any big company, every individual will rise to his level of complete incompetence - and will be left there.

If everything appears to be going well for you, then you obviously don't realize what is going on.

If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation or flat out deception, then no one will be at fault (can you spell Congress?).

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

Tomservo2 Wins for the 6th Time in 2017

The rest of NPP has started to drink heavily to ease their pain of Tomservo2 beat down.

Well Tomservo2 is on pace to set a record for season wins. And please don't tell the leaders for the 2nd quarter seat that they would be a distant second to Tomservo2 if he was eligible for this quarter. After all, he already won the 1st quarter.

2nd - LittleRedElf
3rd - Derf-63
4th - GMOgolf
Bubble - Mikeniks-Faldo

Congratulations to Tomservo2 on his 27th NPP win!

Now some more of Murphy's Laws:

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

The chance of a jelly covered piece of bread falling face down on the carpet is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

No matter how long you shop for an item you want, the price will drop right after you purchase it.

No one's life, liberty or property is safe when Congress is in session.

The other line always moves faster.

Anything you try to do yourself will cost way more and take way longer than you ever thought it would.

A $1000 television will burn up in order to protect a $1 fuse or $10 plug surge protector.

If it jams or is stuck, force it with a hammer if necessary. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Nothing is impossible for the man who does not have to do it himself.