K9isadog Wins for the 3rd Time – Absea98 Wins the 1st Seat!

Rachel Hunter waits for K9isadog aboard the NPP Winner's Yacht.

Absea98 has done this so many times, Faldo has lost count! He has had the lead or a chance to win a seat in the NPP Finals in the first quarter and always seemed to come up short. Not this year! He hung on and has his spot in the Finals already, along with a seat in the Tournament of Champions.

K9isadog won for the 3^rd time in 2015 already, joining the other 3 time winners. Three three-time winners this quarter! Amazing.K9isadog has the overall point lead for a seat in the NPP Finals for now also. But he has three more quarters to win one outright – as does everyone else who enters.

So what are you waiting for? This is the best poker league on PokerStars.

On to the action:

8 min: Tomservo2 (16^th)

10 min: Theedouble*d (15^th)

15 min: Derf-63 (14^th)

17 min: Wingsfancurt (13^th)

35 min: Pre01 (12^th)

38 min: T3chlady (11^th)

40 min: TooBigAKQ (10^th)

41 min: NixiPixie (9^th)

56 min: Sanster89 (8^th)

78 min: Absea98 (7^th)

91 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (6^th)

96 min: TattedEagle (5^th)

100 min: ThePunk75 (4th)

105 min: Tigercub8189 (3^rd)

Heads up:      K9isadog     14,800     -      95corolla         9,200

110 min:        K9isadog     12,700     -      95corolla       11,300

115 min:        K9isadog     14.800     -      95corolla         9,200

120 min:        K9isadog     15,300     -      95corolla          8,700

122 min:  95corolla (2^nd) runs into K9isadog’s full house.

Congratulations to K9isadog on his 19th NPP win!

The 1st Quarter Standings and Total Point Standings are on the right side of the blog!

Theedouble*D Wins 3rd Time This Year on St. Pat’s Day

Some double D's cannot be contained while waiting for the winner in the NPP lounge.

Ah, the luck of having Double D's.
I mean the luck of being Double D.

In his usual style, Theedouble*d takes tonight’s tourney nosing out the ever dangerous Rjmech to win for the 3^rd time in 2015 already. This puts him in 2^nd place with only one week to go in Quarter #1.

There are 4 or 5 players with a chance to catch our tournament leader Absea98. But the rest of the field needs to collect points for Totals regardless.

Come join the action and get a practice round in before the start of Quarter #2 for a seat in the NPP finals.

On to the action:

5 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (18^th) Did this last time in a 18 person field.

10 min: Derf-63 (17^th)

13 min: TooBigAKQ (16^th)

16 min: Tomservo2 (15^th)

20 min: T3chlady (14^th)

27 min: Wwsatando (13^th)

45 min: Wingsfancurt (12^th)

48 min: NixiPixie (11^th)

50 min: Douge2 (10^th)

53 min: Rachael0388 (9^th)

63 min: Absea99 (8^th)

65 min: 95corolla (7^th)

69 min:  Suetman123 (6^th)

84 min: ThePunk75 (5^th)

86 min: Dirtmonkey06 (4^th)

83 min: A SS T3chlady (3^rd)

Heads up:     Theedouble*d     13,500      -      Rjmech     13,500

94 min: Rjmech (2^nd) goes with (55) but Theedouble*d has (As 8s) and hits an [8] on the flop.

Congratulations to Theedouble*d on his 17^th NPP win!

The 1st Quarter Standings are on the right side of the blog.

TooBigAKQ Moves up the Walk of Fame and Standings

TooBigAKQ wins a double!

TooBigAKQ wins for the second time this year and rockets up the Walk of Fame, and the standings into 2nd place!
Absea98 still has a nice lead, but also is within shouting distance of several players.
Come join the fun!

On to the NPP action:

9 min: Douge2 (21^st)

11 min: Tigercub8189 (20^th)

20 min: Theedouble*d (19^th)

25 min: LittleRedElf (18^th)

17 min: Derf-63 (17^th)

16 min: Rjmech (16th)

42 min: Wingsfancurt (15^th)

44 min: ThePunk75 (14th)

46 min: Absea98 (13^th)

49 min: Suetman123 (12^th)

50 min: 95corolla (11^th)

54 min: K9isadog (10^th)

63 min: Tim481 (9^th)

65 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (8^th)

67 min: Rachel0388 (7^th)

Now the tournament fight really begins;

79 min: Sirgash (6^th)

86 min: Sanster89 (5^th)

105 min: T3chlady (4^th)

115 min: Tomservo2 (3^rd) tries to force things with (A5) and loses to ThePunk75’s (66).

Heads up:         Dirtmonkey06     15600     -      TooBigAKQ      15800

117 min: Dirtmonkey06 (2^nd)

Congratulations to TooBigAKQ on his 2nd NPP win!

The point standings are on the right side of the blog.

Sorry for the delay in posting. Sometimes life interferes with poker.

Faldo’s Rules of Golf on the Course

Women's Golf Hours: 11pm to 4am. Then to the kitchen to make the men breakfast.

Since the Michigan Golf Show is upon us, I thought it would be important to review Faldo's Rules for Foursome Play with Friends.

1.      No insulting of players in your foursome at any time.

2.      No insulting of foursomes holding up your foursome on the tee box.

3.      No swearing at poor shots made by yourself or swearing under your breath at great shots made by your opponent.

4.      No drinking on the course at any time.

5.      No cigar smoking on the course at any time.

6.      No delaying of the round by stopping the beer cart girl for a bottled water.

7.      Always look away from the beer cart girl when she drives up.

8.      If your opponent hits a ball into the woods, always attempt to find it first without him knowing and set it just off the fairway and declare you just found it there.

9.      Always give your opponent a ‘gimmie’ putt up to 8 feet from the hole.

10.  Never accept gimmies – always put out. And if you have a putt to win a match, you must try and make it with your eyes closed.

K9isadog Wins Two in a Row!

K9isadog scores a double!

It’s a game of skill! 

That explains why Faldo is not in the winner's circle.

We have three double winners this season! Very nice.

Absea98 earned points again widening his lead. But with all these multiple winners, his win in the 1^st quarter is not guaranteed yet.

Come join the action in PokerStar’s best Home Game League.

On to the NPP action:

10 min: Theedouble*d (23^rd)

20 min: Wingsfancurt (22^nd)

25 min: ThePunk75 (21^st)

30 min:  Derf-63 (20^th)

33 min: Rachel10388 (19^th)

35 min: Tomservo2 (18^th)

36 min: Tigercub8189 (17^th)

40 min: LittleRedElf (16th)

43 min: Sirgash (15^th)

47 min: TattedEagle (14th)

48 min: Douge2 (13^th)

50 min: Rjmech (12^th)

52 min: Tim481 (11^th)

54 min: Pre01 (10^th)

55 min: Sanster89 (9^th)

58 min: Mikeniks-Faldo (8^th)

59 min: Wwsatando (7^th)

60 min: Suetman123 (6^th)

65 min: Absea98 (5^th)

77 min: T3chlady (4^th)

80 min: 95corolla (3^rd)

Heads up:         TooBigAKQ     23000     -      11500    K9isadog

85 min:             TooBigAKQ     26000     -        8500    K9isadog

89 min: TooBigAKQ (2^nd)

Congratulations to K9isadog on his 18th NPP win!

Standings on the right side of the blog!

Feminists...and the Goal to Eliminate the Need for Men

If you make the definition of men being men as,

i.e. working and supporting a wife and the kids he made,

And then you make that role unnecessary,

you get what the Democrat want-to-be dictators want: a welfare state with the  people (the subjects) depending on the government to take care of them.

Here are some dirty little secrets no one says out loud because it is so politically incorrect. So it takes Faldo to say it. That is why I am here. Here are the secrets.

WOMEN WANT THEIR CHILDREN AND THEMSELVES TO BE TAKEN CARE OF!!! THEY DO NOT WANT TO DEPEND ON DOING IT THEMSELVES.

Secret #2 no one says out loud: MEN DON'T WANT TO RAISE CHILDREN BY THEMSELVES EITHER!

Secret #3 (ok, this is probably not a secret):  IF WOMEN DON'T DEMAND THAT THEIR MEN WORK AND TAKE TAKE CARE OF THEM, THEY WON'T.

There is the old joke about a reporter asking an old Indian Chief what he thought about the advancements the White Man brought to the Wild West? The old Chief looked at the man and smiled a sad smile and said,

"In my day the men of the tribe hunted and fished all during the day, then sat around the campfire smoking after eating in the evening. The women did all the work and took care of all the little ones. Only the White Man is dumb enough to think he could improve on that."

So now that we have those three nuggets of truth out in the open, it now makes sense why it is so easy for the Democrats to push their communist agenda.

To the now 'liberated' woman who is suppose to not need a man except as a sperm donor - and she can buy (or be given free) that at any Planned Parenthood office - the idea of the Big Daddy Government with safe arms to run into, sounds really re-assuring.

To the typical lazy man who is getting free sex with the liberated women who still want the sperm delivered the old fashion way, what does he care? He can donate sperm to whoever allows it, and the government picks up the tab on the kids.

The women of the United States are the moral soul of the country. If they don't make the men 'act like men', they are not going to - as a large group - I am sorry to say.

Now as you can tell by the pictures on this site, being sexy - in Faldo's opinion - is not being immoral. But not demanding that the men - who you allow to make children with you - take care of those children, is immoral.

And if you are a woman who votes Democrat, and can't seem to vote any other way, please realize you are not mentally competent enough and/or too emotionally driven to vote. Just stay home and watch Hallmark Movies. I hear the men in those movies are shown as predators, abusers, criminals, or deadbeats. Just as you believe them all to be.